The dreaded chain letter

Observe this lovely chain letter that me and Greeneyes received. You'll notice that the grammar is rather shoddy and it is utterly ridiculous, but bear with us. Think about us...we had to delete all of the stupid places where you are supposed to scroll down and think about your crush. If we can do that you can read the stupid letter so you can understand our hilarious observations. Also I know this isn't a movie topic but I thought it deserved discussion.


I sent this cause I got boreeed?
DIDNT make this up. my friend sent it to me.
try it
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scroll down and read all of the directions
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u better read this!!!! PLEASE

ok i know u hate this when people send you stuff like this but trust

me i mean trust me i will never lie too any of u....this stuff is

freakin scary its sooo crazy and it works but u have too belive in

it.. soo good luck lates



DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO T HE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a good idea]
DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY
here just do it
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life.

I received

this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and

within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact

copy,

this

really

works!!!!
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1.

To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!

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2.
Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and

say it to your self 6 times!!
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3.

If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

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4.
Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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5.
Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you

scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but

that wish.

Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and

what you wished for will come true within in one week!

u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your

crush!!!


Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance.

Now

pay very close attention this important message!

Sorry but once read, must be sent.
Yes, this is one of those kinda

chain letters that everyone hates.
This one has been going since 1864

and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that

after hearing these stories.

First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got
this same chain letter.
She had a crush on th e same kid since

kindergarden.
when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to

it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it.

The next day her

dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash.
If she would have sent

the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be

alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd.
Had glasses, was

short and chubby, was in gifted.
All the signs of

your total dork.
He also received this letter and sent it to 51

people in the hour.

Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since

3rd grade.
The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her

love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D.

finally had the courage

to ask

her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.
They grew up and

married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.
Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to

check his mail.
He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek

either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend.

It was

this exact letter.
Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what

could happen if he didnt pass it on.
He simply pulled a few friends

from his buddy list and sent it along.
The next day, about that same

time, he got a phone call.
It said he had won the lottery!

then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him

Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,

and his best friend

gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!

Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the

next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out

ever since.
Now, you heard the stories.

I know which person i'd rather

be, but thats up to you.

I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats

only me.

We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out

withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it.

If you

send this to-

1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!

10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!

15 people- your crush will say they like you

20 people- your crush will ask you out!

25 people- your crush will kiss you!!

30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!

Don't blow it, it's ur

chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining

cus u dont have any

friends.

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MovieFreek and Greeneyes' observations on this chain letter!!!
You'll notice that in keeping with the format of the letter we have ditched proper grammar.

1. it's interesting this chain letter has been going since internet has existed in addition it's funny that their they claim grammar hasn't changed!!!

2. it's interesting how a kid won the lottery wen hes not 18!!
3. if he had just won the lottery y would his parentals buy him stuff?

4. y would Limp Bizkit and kid Rock perform 2gether!!!?

5. IF its the exact letter how did the stories get their? & how a chain letter know?

6. It says if u send it 2 35 people all of the above but 1 of the above is terrible luck in your love life while the others are all good luck.
Tip: Don't send it 2 35 friends!!!

7. Y in the fuck does it have u talkin 2 urself like a crazy person!!!

By the way if you don't send on this chain letter with these observations the el chupacabra will slither through your window and rape your dog. If you don't have a dog then the chick from the ring will rape you and then peel off all your skin with a potato peeler. and pour salt on your wounds. So if you don't plan on passing this on...I would suggest buying a dog.

Sent to you by Pet-Co...where the raped pets go.

Can you think of any other funny observations. Hope you like this blog, if you don't at midnight on friday the 13th which falls on halloween this year a goblin will come and...well you know.

See you at the movies,

MovieFreek